Drunken texts from around the world

The only thing worse than a drunk dialer…a drunk texter. Unless of course they’re funny! textsfromlastnight.com is a collection of some of the best drunken texts sent between friends. Everything is user submitted. Here’s what you can expect to find:

(619): Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier…not pregnant!

(602): OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now

(214): Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.

(978): I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.

Pure gold.