New underwear developed to burn away fat

Hey, some guys are into that

“Honey do I look fat in this?” Don’t answer that! It’s a trick question! You heard it before…maybe you’ve even asked it yourself. Well a company out of Japan may have the solution to bulging bottoms. Underwear that burns away fat!

The undies are made from polyester nanofiber that hugs your bottom. When you walk, the soft fabric creates friction against your skin.  Sounds gimmicky right? Well get this! Experiments conducted  with folks wearing the undergarments for 40 consecutive days managed to lower their body fat by several percent! Not bad.

Here’s the question. Are they going to make this for men as well?