Teen paints giant penis on roof of parents' house

A picture is worth a thousand words

It’s 60 feet long. No really. We’re not exaggerating about the size! A teen in the U.K. has painted a picture of a rather long dong on the roof of his parents’ house. Why? Well so it could be seen by Google Earth’s cameras of course.

Now here’s the best part of the story…the parents had no idea it was there until reporters came knocking on the door to ask why there was a giant penis on the roof!

Unfortunately the penis can not be seen on Google Earth. The image seen online shows the house with a pristine rooftop, meaning the image was snapped some time ago. Chances are it will never make it online as the parents have ordered the boy to wash it off once he gets home from Brazil where he is spending a year off school.

You can’t even make this stuff up!

[Via Telegraph]