Too drunk to drive? Just take the chair!

Drive the bar home

A man in Ohio had the right intentions, just the wrong idea. Kile Wygle was charged with DUI and driving under a suspended license after police found him at the wreckage of a motorized bar stool. That’s right… he drove his bar stool home.

The lawnmower engine-powered bar stool could hit 40 miles an hour, but was only doing around 20 when Mr. Wygle wiped out and called 911 to report his injuries. Witnesses reported someone driving a “strange motorized machine” before the crash. Someone really should have taken the keys to his chair before things got out of hand.

Please suggest the best caption for this photo… there are just too many!

[Via The Smoking Gun]